The only time you ever see a black person in these magazines

Eat cereal and get laid.

Thank god he took it all back.

He noticed!! :D

Beating your wife is no longer en vogue.

Get 'em hooked early!

Love how he's wearing a total suit and business tie while eatin' his ketchup covered slop.

With just a touch of arsenic for that almond-y flavor...

What...the heck is sissy food?

Next thing you know we'll be able to put on our own underwear

She's crying....over salt.

"Her husband doesn't love her anymore"..then suddenly this fat freak comes wandering in....

Well at least she picked a guy with high standards.

And they're just perfect for when my husband's being an asshole and I need to whack him with something strong and solid!

"Health and comfort" are not the first words to come to mind here...

The leftovers are being used to build a bomb proof cellar.

Millionares dish at 3 cents a serving. Someone's high.

They found Joe's body in the morning, face down with a fork in his back.